Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Randomize