How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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