I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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