Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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