Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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