If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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