this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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