I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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