have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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