I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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