Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize