last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
