Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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