it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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