I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
