A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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