God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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