Umm I'm too high to move.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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