This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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