I wish I could punch you in the face.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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