Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
you never un-have a 4some
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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