What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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