that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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