Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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