i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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