I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
