This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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