he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I have aggressive nipples.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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