Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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