i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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