is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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