so explain again why im purple
no
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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