In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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