we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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