he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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