I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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