I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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