i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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