How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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