eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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