I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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