How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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