i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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