It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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