I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
please come you make the beer taste better
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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