How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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