Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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