Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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