Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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