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I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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