she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
one might say we're banned from that church
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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