Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
