I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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