when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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