Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
