The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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