Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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