Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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