just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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