i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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