you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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